S.T.F.U is needed for the following..
- Sarah Palin-Once again shows how incapable she is of handling herself on the national stage. Instead of ignoring a rather stupid joke by David Letterman, she began a campaign of thin skinned shrillness for the talking heads. After the dust settled, she all but called Letterman a child molester. Please, Governor Palin get a glass and drink up…preferably back in Alaska with no cameras or microphones.
- Carrie PreJean-Newly fired Ms. California is skipping her daily glass of S.T.F.U in lieu of proclaiming herself a victim of a set up by some evil beauty pageant cabal. Who knew that pseudo Christian bigots were in such danger? Of course her firing could have something to do with her not fulfilling the terms of her contract, but that wouldn’t be as nearly exciting. It’s a conspiracy to keep her from being great! Great at what, who the hell knows?
- Liz Cheney-My God, this chick is everywhere. Lying her blonde ass off for Daddy’s sake. Like Father, like Daughter they are surviving on a S.T.F.U free diet. It needs to be rectified immediately.
- Cornel West-Professor, Author, Hip Hop Artist and Crack house Volunteer? Professor West proclaimed that he’d rather work in a crack house than with the Obama Administration. As fucking if! If he doesn’t realize it, we mere mortals do; West is pissed because he and the other stooges Michael Eric Dyson and Tavis Smiley haven’t been invited to the White House. Does he not understand the PBO has more important things to do other than stroke the egos of public intellectuals. Dr. West, have some S.T.F.U and ruminate over that please.
- Heidi and Spencer Pratt-I’ll admit I’ve never watched a single episode of “The Hills”. Apparently they were the villans of the show and now they’ve taken their ditz act to the mainstream. It doesn’t look like things are working out that well because they got dissed by Whoopie and Joy on “The View” and then got pwned by Al Roker of all people. How friggin’ pathetic do you have to be to get a smackdown by the Today show weatherman? Maybe a dose of S.T.F.U will help their cause.
- Mitt Romney-Mitt’s Too Legit to Quit…talking that is. Especially when he’s talking about matters he obviously knows nothing about. For a man whose foreign policy experience amounts to some missionary work in France (France? There were Mormons in France?) and rubbing elbows with international Olympic committee members, Mitt is telling anyone who will listen his thoughts on Obama’s recent speech in Cairo. He thinks Obama’s speech sucked and that he made America look bad. Oh, if Irony and Paradox were a WWF Tag Team, Mitt would have been double suplexed by now. Here’s some advice from someone who truly doesn’t give a damn about what you say, Mitt. You’ll never be President! Now bottoms up!
